U R THE FITTEST WOMAN ON HERE ATM BY A MILE........
Dear Mr Vocal. Thanks for your email. Stop shouting at me! I don't like to be shouted at! I have a headache. Stop it and go away and return once you've learned to control your volume and your flippant and careless use of CAPS LOCK. Yours, quietly.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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haha, the 'ATM' really takes a shine off the compliment...
ReplyDeleteIt sure does. If it hadn;t have been for the ATM, he would totally be in there!
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