28 August 2010

From Mr Intrigued

Curiosity....is a wonderful thing, hence my writing to you...intrigued I am by your introduction...fascinated even...

what goes on in that wonderous mind is what I am hoping to find....will one allow such an honour?

Dear Mr Intrigued. Thanks for my email. Here are some things currently going round my mind:

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
How do you get four Popes in a Volkswagen?
When will I, will I be famous?
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, but there's no-one around, does anyone actually give a shit?
what is the point of platypi?
Does Noel Edmunds really have a crinkly bottom?
When will cats rule the world?
How many cruel Mr and Mrs Dovers have named their child Ben?
What is the best way to dispose of a body?

I would write more now, but I have to nip to Wickes before clothing to pick up some rope, a tarpaulin, a hacksaw and a spade. Hope to hear from you soon. Yours, ponderingly.

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