19 August 2010

From Mr Visually Impaired

wow you are incredible. I bet men just throw themselves at you dont they. Are you upto anything fun or exciting this week?

Dear Mr Visually Impaired. Thanks for your email. Alright now, enough taking the piss - you expect me to believe your email when every single photo of yours has you sporting a rather fetching pair of dark glasses? Very dark glasses. And that telltale white stick propped up in the corner? Pull the other one - it's got bells on. Yours, super-visually

PS. Nice dog.

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