Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Dear Mr Bad Chat Up Line. Thanks for your email. Unfortunately, I've just been made redundant from my recent position of Being Sexy on account of poor performance, bad colleague relations and general disorganisation. It's a very sore subject and I would rather we not talk about it. Instead, I'm going to pop down to the Jobcentre Plus to see what openings they have for Cynical Singletons and to collect my dole cheque. But if I see any ads for Sleazy Gross One Liner Peddlars, I'll be sure to let you know. Yours, unemployed.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
14 August 2010
From Mr Bad Chat Up Line
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