12 August 2010

From Mr Bus Pass

Hey I was passing and just thought I'd say hi, be rude not to in my book. I know I'm prob out of your age range but I'd love to have a chin wag with you sometime but If I'm not what you're looking for or I don't catch your eye I'll jog-on and leave you be.

Dear Mr Bus Pass. Thanks for your email. Jog on you say? With your dicky hip and ticker? Are you sure that's a good idea? Do me a favour and please keep it to a slow saunter as you roll that zimmer frame on by, I'd hate to have your health on my conscience. Yours, youthfully.

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