13 August 2010

From Mr Eloquent

i want to have relation with you as you looks really nice to me. i want you to stare at me and also want to stare at you so that we can creat a world for each other what do you say?

Dear Mr Eloquent. Thanks for your email. You want to have a relation with me? What, like a child? Or a grandmother? I'll be honest, your profile picture is scarily starey, and I think I would much rather scoop out my eyeballs, polish them with an old Brillo pad, dip them in white wine vinegar and then pop them back into my skull than lay them on your glorious visage. In short, no. Yours, super-visually.

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