Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
26 August 2010
From Mr Spain
ha de ser un agrado estar contigo. ya que la vida se alegra mas cuando se la dan bien a la vida libre de enojo
y que el buen humor reina...
quieres ser mi amiga...? si piensas lo mismo puedes escribirme a email@example.com
esperare sus escritos Dios te Bendiga
Dear Mr Spain. Thanks for your email. To quote the legend that is Ron Burgundy, 'you know I don't speak Spanish'. So on that note, I think any further communication would be rather impossible unless I get cracking on Rosetta Stone pronto. Which I'm not going to do, because quite frankly, I can't be arsed. Yours, Englishly.
PS. If anyone out there could translate this for me, I would be most grateful.
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