16 August 2010

From Mr Lothario

Why hello gorgeous,

Do you fancy getting to know each other and having some fun? X

Dear Mr Lothario. Thanks for your email. There's something about your writing that really reminds me of someone...now who is it? *wracks brain* I know! You sound like that James Hewitt fellow, I recognise that tone anywhere. Hang on, you look an awful lot like him too. And you live in Windsor? Shit! It's you! Noooooooooooo! Leave me alone vile cad, be gone! Yours, unroyally.

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