15 August 2010

From Mr Immediate

4pm london zoo?

Dear Mr Immediate. Thanks for your email. I know we've not spoken much, well, we've not spoken at all in fact, I've only received those three wonderful words from you asking to meet me on our first date. However, I loved your profile and think we'd get on brilliantly. I'll be at the zoo at 4pm, hanging around the gorilla enclosure. Look for the one with the pretty hazel eyes, long black hair and wearing a hessian sack as a sun hat. Don't worry about the rather large guy beating his chest and bearing his teeth in the corner, he's all mouth and no furry trousers. Looking forward to meeting you and getting up to some monkey business ;-) Yours, ever apeful.

PS. Do you like bananas?

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