Hi there.
I read your profile, found it interesting so I figured I'd write
to you and see what happens.
I live out in the countryside right up against the South Downs,
Brighton is less than 10 miles away.
A little bit about me now, here are a few things that I like:
• Sport (Cricket a lot, play & watch)
• The outdoors
• Country walks
• Photography (Started my degree last September)
• Films
• Science
• TV
• Animals
• Australia
If you like what you have read so far take a look at my profile,
you’ll find out much more about me who knows you might even like
me.
So drop me a line (so long as my profile photos don’t make you
scream & run away)
Dear Mr Aesthetically-Challenged-Doesn't-Even-Come-Close. Thanks for your email.
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*slams door*
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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I always feels sorry for these folks. It's not their fault they aren't gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteBut it doesn't mean they ought think they can get the likes of us!
I know this may sound superficial, but there has to come a point when you say "come on now, have a little look in the mirror won't you? Without breaking it...". Harsh, but very fair, sadly.
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