28 August 2010

From Mr Cheese

hi im mr cheese im 43 south london side of surrey tell me did you hurt yourself when yiou fell from the heavens

Dear Mr Cheese. Thanks for your email. Oh dear lord no, not THIS again. May I refer you to a prior correspondent, and sincerely quest that you don't bring this up again:


I bid you good day. Yours, despairingly.

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