28 August 2010

From Mr Helpful

Hi Beautiful. Hope you are doing well. I like your profile and want to talk to you. Cant believe somebody like you is single. I want to change that :)Please let me know if you are interested.

Dear Mr Helpful. Thanks for your email. And for your very kind offer to help remedy my status as a singleton. What I'm looking for is a tall, dark handsome chap, own hair and teeth, twinkle in the eye, regional accent preferable, stable family background, GSOH, secure job, no family history of mental illness, hereditary diseases or male pattern baldness, and a love of all things avian an added bonus. Do you know anyone like that? Not you, obviously, you're not even in the ball park, but if you see someone matching his description, please let me know. Thanks. Yours, hopefully.

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