08 August 2010

From Mr Bumber

I just bumbed your profile and I love it! You are a stunner and cute..Hows your day been? you having a nice night so far? X

Dear Mr Bumber. You bumbed my profile? Without the common courtesy of asking? How dare you! Seriously, how very dare you! Get off my profile right now before I call the online anti-bumbing authorities, you sick sick poor-innocent-profile-bumbing beast. Yours, violatedly

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