15 August 2010

From Mr Ugly Old Git


To love is to share life together
to build special plans just for two
to work side by side
and then smile with pride
as one by one, dreams all come true.

To love is to help and encourage
with smiles and sincere words of praise
to take time to share
to listen and care
in tender, affectionate ways.

To love is to have someone special
one who you can always depend
to be there through the years
sharing laughter and tears
as a partner, a lover, a friend

If you like ugly old gits then I'm the one for you

Love and best wishes whatever your decision

Love Mr Ugly Old Git XXXX

Dear My Ugly Old Git. Thanks for your email. And thanks for sharing such a lovely poem that you've obviously copied and pasted from one of those tacky 'what can I read at someone I hate's wedding to jerk a few tears and make it look like I care' websites. I know I may have written 'I am desperately looking for my very own ugly old git to send me vomit-inducing poetry' on my profile, but to be honest you're a bit too ugly, a tad too old, and a smidge too gittish for even my tastes. So my decision, I'm afraid, is no. No to whatever it is I was supposed to have made a decision on. Yours, decidedly

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