26 August 2010

From Mr Chivalrous

hi there i red your profile and liked the look of you so thought i would say hi im not a married man cheat idiot plaayer or a chancer just a normal guy looking to meet a nice woman to have a good time with and by that i dont mean sex i believe that just because your not romeo and juliet dosnt mean you treat a woman like a cheap hooker if your interested come say hi if not good luck in your search...

Dear Mr Chivalrous. Thanks for your email. You mean you DON'T treat your women like a cheap hooker? Sorry, not interested. I like a man who'll leave me with a black eye, a stance like John Wayne and a hundred quid on the bedside table. Yours, solicitously.

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