08 August 2010

From Mr Biblical

hi how are ya my name is adam xx

Hi Adam. Thanks for your email. My name is Eve. Now, I know what you're thinking, we sound like we'd make a really fantastic couple. Well, on paper, maybe. You'd take me on a romantic day trip to Kew Gardens, we'd share a few jokes in the reptile house, you'd sing a little bit of Genesis and perhaps pinch some fruit from the orchard and then *boom* before we know it, we're naked. In public. Sorry sunshine, I know your sort, and I'm not going down that route again - once bitten, twice shy. So before you persist, my answer is no, no and thrice no. How do you like them apples? Yours, fruitlessly

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