12 August 2010

From Mr Distant

ive just realised im 349 miles away from my dream girl lol your next doot neighbour is stunning hehe xx its u im joking x

Dear Mr Distant. Thanks for your email. My next door neighbour will be very pleased to hear you think they're stunning, he's been single for ages and you look like just his type, he likes 'em round and furry. Unfortunately, you're nowhere near mine, and quite frankly, I'm not sure 349 miles is quite far enough. Yours, from a computer far far away

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