14 August 2010

From Mr Banal

Hello, how are you doing? You come across as a very nice lady and I enjoyed looking at your profile.

I like walking, eating out, cinema, Television, music and visiting places of interest. What do you like to get up to in your spare time?

Take good care of yourself, have fun and have a great weekend, how are you spending it?
hugs x

Dear Mr Banal. Thanks for your email. I don't believe I've ever met a single person that doesn't like eating food they haven't had to prepare themselves on plates they won't have to wash up. Everyone loves eating out, it's fun, it's an occasion, it's sociable. And who doesn't like music? There are about a million different genres of music, and you'd be hard pressed to find someone that didn't like a single one of them. And you like watching things on big and small screens, well done you, it's a challenging past time isn't it, but no doubt very rewarding for you. Also, I believe the whole point of a place of interest is that it's interesting - unless you're biologically programmed without an inbuilt interest gland, you'd struggle to not find something about it vaguely interesting. And walking, well, heck, who hates walking? It's necessary to get from from A to B for those who have working legs. And for those with non-functioning legs, I'll wager they'd like walking even more if only they could. So in short, judging from your 'interests', you are exactly the same as every other one of the 6 billion people on the planet, bar maybe one or two who probably shouldn't consider themselves eligible partners for other human beings. How very original! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go for Curling practise and fly my pet peregrine falcon. Yours, originally

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