I am Mr Emoticon, 
46, single
, nice looking, Non Drinker,
sensitive 
from Edgware, looking to meet,for Friendship 
or Relationship
...Whereabouts in London are you? 
Hope to hear from you.
Dear Mr Emoticon. Thanks for your email. You're 46 years old, I'm 29 years old. Neither of us are children, so I'm not entirely sure why you think filling an email with crap emoticons is going to win me over? Well, I've been doing my research, and I have found an emoticon that sums up my feelings rather well.
Yours, emoticon-demning.
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