14 August 2010

From Mr Emoticon

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Dear Mr Emoticon. Thanks for your email. You're 46 years old, I'm 29 years old. Neither of us are children, so I'm not entirely sure why you think filling an email with crap emoticons is going to win me over? Well, I've been doing my research, and I have found an emoticon that sums up my feelings rather well.
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Yours, emoticon-demning.

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