14 August 2010

From Mr Totally Random


I blame this message on your smile.
Here we go:
Ok, let me see... Yeah, I can cook. I can dance. Magic tricks? You betcha!
I'm so sharp it bleeds and just got my chemistry set delivered, etc.
I could be an ideal partner in crime but my parole officer probably think otherwise...
Where have you been, kid? Please allow me to tell you a little about myself (as my profile don't do much for me... If you don't read the excessive jive-talking as tongue-in-cheek you'll probably think I'm a bit of a dick):
I'm Brazilian born (but not your typical one, as I never watched a football game in my life) and been hopping around England for the past 8 years, mostly in London...You'll be happy to know that I not only know a vast amount of bad jokes but also create my own.
Well, that's me on a nutshell.
I liked your profile (awesome hair) and I thought it would be a good idea to send you this quick little note. We could both end up with a new friend, right?

Plant you now, dig ya later

Dear Mr Totally Random. Thanks for your email. Err...what? I think I'm getting to old for all this literary funk, I'm gonna take a rain check and go and work out if I need a chemistry-set touting Brazilian magician in my life. If you don't hear from me, assume I've decided I don't. Yours, totally bamboozled.

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