Aloha!
I blame this message on your smile.
Here we go:
Ok, let me see... Yeah, I can cook. I can dance. Magic tricks? You betcha!
I'm so sharp it bleeds and just got my chemistry set delivered, etc.
I could be an ideal partner in crime but my parole officer probably think otherwise...
Where have you been, kid? Please allow me to tell you a little about myself (as my profile don't do much for me... If you don't read the excessive jive-talking as tongue-in-cheek you'll probably think I'm a bit of a dick):
I'm Brazilian born (but not your typical one, as I never watched a football game in my life) and been hopping around England for the past 8 years, mostly in London...You'll be happy to know that I not only know a vast amount of bad jokes but also create my own.
Well, that's me on a nutshell.
I liked your profile (awesome hair) and I thought it would be a good idea to send you this quick little note. We could both end up with a new friend, right?
Selah.
Plant you now, dig ya later
Dear Mr Totally Random. Thanks for your email. Err...what? I think I'm getting to old for all this literary funk, I'm gonna take a rain check and go and work out if I need a chemistry-set touting Brazilian magician in my life. If you don't hear from me, assume I've decided I don't. Yours, totally bamboozled.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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