19 October 2010

From Mr Tootsie

You are so gggorgeous!! Loved you. But why would you like to date me??
I must warn you though, I have a foot fetish

Dear Mr Tootsie. Thanks for your email. I think you've answered your own question, why would I want to date you, you have a foot fetish! And unless you have a particular penchant for Hobbits, I don't think I'd be up your street. So you can leave my little piggies well alone sunshine, there's nothing here for you. Yours pedestrianly

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