20 October 2010

From Mr Fin

will you want to marry me?

Dear Mr Fin. Thanks for your email. And your proposal of marriage. I'm afraid I shall have to gracefully decline, for a couple of reasons:

1. You live in Finland. That's bloody miles away.

2. Your username is Breakwind. Either you think that name would appeal to your dream date, which is most definitely an overriding concern, or it's your real surname. And in that case, I pity the future Mrs Breakwind, whoever she may be. But she won't be me.

Anyway, I'd best blow off now. I mean, BE off. Yours, un-gustily

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