24 October 2010

From Mr Persistent 4

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Dear Mr Persistent. Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once, although technically, this is the fourth time I'm having to tell you this, and you're lucky I've not hunted you down and bludgeoned you to death with your own computer:

I AM NOT, NOR EVER WILL, MAKE USE OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONTACTING YOU WITH ANY OTHER INTENTION THAN TO SHOUT AT YOU FOR BEING A TOTAL AND UTTER PEST. GO A-FUCKING-WAY!

Yours, for the very last time.

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