28 September 2010

From Mr Hallucinogen 2

did you see the cat in the paper that had been dyed pink but just had its face left white?

Dear Mr Hallucinogen. Thanks for your email. No I did not see a cat with a pink body and a white face, you crazy crazy man. Step away from the crack, leave the poor cats alone and go and have yourself a cold shower. Yours, perturbedly

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