Internet Berating

Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.

03 September 2010

From Mr Dude

hi...dude
good evening...
you are looking so beautiful..can i make friendship with you..can u give me reply..dude ...i'm real guy dude

Dear Mr Dude. Thanks for your email.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

Yours, Dude Looks Like A Lady

Internet Berating

03 September 2010

From Mr Dude

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