29 September 2010

From Mr Speculation

if you keep your ipod and I remove all your clothes
how would you feel then ?

Dear Mr Speculation. Thanks for your email. If you removed all of my clothes and let me keep my iPod, I would no doubt feel rather cold, very self-conscious, and most concerned I would get severely reprimanded at work for pitching up stark bollock naked. Remind me never to meet up with you, you weird, twisted, Apple-loving, garment thief! Yours, happily-clad


  1. Quite right, let him buy his own clothes. Damned transvestite.

  2. This is the best email you've had. Amaze.


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