did you see the cat in the paper that had been dyed pink but just had its face left white?
Dear Mr Hallucinogen. Thanks for your email. No I did not see a cat with a pink body and a white face, you crazy crazy man. Step away from the crack, leave the poor cats alone and go and have yourself a cold shower. Yours, perturbedly
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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28 September 2010
16 August 2010
From Mr Hallucinogen
sorry. Wrong email last one. Emileo is a dark angel who live in limbo, he care babies there! Have you tattooes in your body? Hey my name is Mr hallucinogen,,,,im white angel Lol
Dear Mr Hallucinogen. Thanks for your email, although given it's the only one I've received from you I find it mildly ironic that you think your imaginary one was wrong - I've just read the right one...er...angels? Babies? Tattoos? To coin a phrase - 'what the fuck?'. I mean seriously! You need to lay off the 'shrooms my friend, as I'm pretty sure this angel business can't be healthy. Yours, soberly.
Dear Mr Hallucinogen. Thanks for your email, although given it's the only one I've received from you I find it mildly ironic that you think your imaginary one was wrong - I've just read the right one...er...angels? Babies? Tattoos? To coin a phrase - 'what the fuck?'. I mean seriously! You need to lay off the 'shrooms my friend, as I'm pretty sure this angel business can't be healthy. Yours, soberly.
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