well, dont normally consider such petit women, but seen as i read your profile and didnt fall asleep halfway through, i thought id give u a chance ;P
Dear Mr Unflattering. Thanks for your email. Damn me with your faint praise why don't you? Damn me, my petite persona and not-totally-snore-inducingly boring profile. Thanks for being so gracious as to give me a chance, against such odds. I see that chance, and I choose not to take it. Goodbye. Yours, unflatteredly
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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