Wow u have written a dissertation lol
Dear Mr Uneducated. Thanks for your email. Wow, you're astute - yes I have written a dissertation before in my life. It was for my degree. Although why that fact is relevant to my online dating profile and you find it lol-worthy is, quite frankly, lost on me. Are you mocking my education sir? Are you? You and the Student Loans Company who still won't let me live it down. You heartless bastards. Yours, well educatiddly
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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