4pm london zoo?
Dear Mr Immediate. Thanks for your email. I know we've not spoken much, well, we've not spoken at all in fact, I've only received those three wonderful words from you asking to meet me on our first date. However, I loved your profile and think we'd get on brilliantly. I'll be at the zoo at 4pm, hanging around the gorilla enclosure. Look for the one with the pretty hazel eyes, long black hair and wearing a hessian sack as a sun hat. Don't worry about the rather large guy beating his chest and bearing his teeth in the corner, he's all mouth and no furry trousers. Looking forward to meeting you and getting up to some monkey business ;-) Yours, ever apeful.
PS. Do you like bananas?
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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