There is no doubt girlfriend that you are a favorite amongst the men here.
Girl you know you look good enough to eat. I bet all the boys....and even some of the girls on here trying to get there hands on your cookies :)
Dear Mr Baked Goods Lover. Thanks for your email. Have you been talking to other people on this website about me? That's pretty feckin' weird, I'll tell you right now - and it's enough to make any girl paranoid. Especially when it seems my proverbial cookies are being bandied around willy nilly without my prior knowledge or consent. No-one here is getting their grubby mits on my baked goods, real or otherwise, so I suggest you get thee down to Greggs the Bakers to slake your lust for all things round and sweet, and leave me and my cookie goodness alone. Yours, perturbedly
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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