Hi, sorry to intrude but are you only looking for someone that lives local to you? Just thought I'd ask first x
Dear Mr Isle of Skye. Thanks for your email. What is it with people not reading the catchment area of my ideal date? I live in London. I'm looking for someone in London. The Isle of Skye is an absolute mission away! I refer you to my previous missive to Mr Croatia, and say thanks but no thanks. Yours, southernly.
PS. Was it that photo of me in the fluffy woollen cardigan that did it for you? You need to get off the island.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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