Pfwoarr I like your picture in the skirt, you look great
Dear Mr Mistaken Identity. Thanks for your email, your most delightfully worded, not-remotely-sexist and rather cringe-worthy email. I would love to be flattered however I'm slightly bemused that you think I look good in a skirt, especially since my profile picture is just a head shot. How's about we say no more about this little misunderstanding and I never hear from you again, okay? Yours, skirtlessly.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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