WOW, Just had to say super sexy photos. You look stunning. I'd kill for a figure like yours.Anyway saw your profile and has to message you X
Dear Miss Same Name. Thanks for your email. Erm, I'm not really sure what to say actually. I'll be straight with you. Literally. Clearly you must've missed the 'woman seeking man' box ticked on my profile. And we'll gloss over the fact we have the same bits and bobs biologically which, as you now know isn't the way I roll, but if we were to meet, I'd be rather freaked out having to call you by my own name! That right there is a deal-breaker. Even if my perfect man cropped up out he had the same name as me, I just couldn't be doing with it! Although that said, if a man DID have the same name as me, I'm sure there's a case of later life child abuse against his parents right there. But I digress. As flattered as I am, boobs and ladybits aren't my bag, so I'll bid you farewell. Yours, with the same name.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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