hi how are ya my name is adam xx
Hi Adam. Thanks for your email. My name is Eve. Now, I know what you're thinking, we sound like we'd make a really fantastic couple. Well, on paper, maybe. You'd take me on a romantic day trip to Kew Gardens, we'd share a few jokes in the reptile house, you'd sing a little bit of Genesis and perhaps pinch some fruit from the orchard and then *boom* before we know it, we're naked. In public. Sorry sunshine, I know your sort, and I'm not going down that route again - once bitten, twice shy. So before you persist, my answer is no, no and thrice no. How do you like them apples? Yours, fruitlessly
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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