hi do you fancy for adult dating in brighton?
Dear Mr Adult Dating. Thanks for your email. Please, fill me in as I'm a little in the dark here, what exactly IS adult dating? Does it involve driving cars, reading newspapers and visiting garden centres? Why, I rather like the sound of that, yes, let's do it! Get in touch and I'll hoover out the Nova. Yours, most grown up.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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