hi there i red your profile and liked the look of you so thought i would say hi im not a married man cheat idiot plaayer or a chancer just a normal guy looking to meet a nice woman to have a good time with and by that i dont mean sex i believe that just because your not romeo and juliet dosnt mean you treat a woman like a cheap hooker if your interested come say hi if not good luck in your search...
Dear Mr Chivalrous. Thanks for your email. You mean you DON'T treat your women like a cheap hooker? Sorry, not interested. I like a man who'll leave me with a black eye, a stance like John Wayne and a hundred quid on the bedside table. Yours, solicitously.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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