Hi, U look lovely. Am seeking a swinging partner. Can I interest U? x
Hi Mr King of the Swingers. Thanks for your email. To be frank, there's nothing remotely appealing about becoming your swinging partner. Nothing in the slightest. I'm interested to know why you think I might be the sort of girl to pair up with a seedy forty-something, with paunch and without hair, to go and find strange people to have sex with and in front of in dark, dingy dives? Please do tell me, I'd love to know. Was it the fact I have a twinkle in my eye, perhaps my mischievous grin and an air of unfettered sexual excitement about me? Was it the fact that this website is for swingers only? Oh, it is you say? Oh. Oh well. Whoopsy, my bad! Anyway the answer is still no. Yours, unswung.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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