Why hello gorgeous,
Do you fancy getting to know each other and having some fun? X
Dear Mr Lothario. Thanks for your email. There's something about your writing that really reminds me of someone...now who is it? *wracks brain* I know! You sound like that James Hewitt fellow, I recognise that tone anywhere. Hang on, you look an awful lot like him too. And you live in Windsor? Shit! It's you! Noooooooooooo! Leave me alone vile cad, be gone! Yours, unroyally.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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