Hello lovely lady, I really liked your profile & images. You seem very nice & cute. Love the long brown hair. I bet you that I can plan a very exciting day filled with lots of surprises in London for us... You seem like someone who will enjoy a visit to the Tate gallery followed by lunch at the OXO tower???
Dear Mr Exciting. Thanks for your email. I'm glad you like my hair, I grew it myself. I'm sure you could plan a very exciting day in London, however I suspect you may have ruined the surprises already in your email by telling me that we'd go to the Tate and then the Oxo tower. Shame. I was totally interested otherwise. And I would have even come along wearing my hair. Oh well. Yours, unsurprisingly.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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