Internet Berating

Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.

20 July 2010

From Mr Smooth

Hi, You look like a goddess, very pretty, sweeet and cool in ur pics. Am a tall, handsome, funny guy, hard-working, strong-willed and independent. am considerate and have a good heart. I will worship you my lady,Please gimme the pleasure to treat u like a queen that you deserve.

Mr Smooth. Thanks for your email. But seriously, you think that sort of shit works on girls, all that sickening flattery, pandering to my ego? Disgusting, shame on you! Yours disgruntedly.

ps. Call me. 0781* *** ***

Internet Berating

20 July 2010

From Mr Smooth

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