05 September 2011

From Mr Sweet

three things youd take to a dessert island?? Xxx

Dear Mr Sweet. Thanks for your email? The three things I would take to a dessert island would be a napkin, elasticated trousers and big fuck off spoon. Nom nom nom. Yours, puddingly


  1. I don't think dating sites are ever going to work for you. How about asking a matchmaker to find you a husband? I know a good yenta if you don't mind Jewish men.

  2. My my, we have a feisty one (without spelling checker powers) here. Look on the bright side. He might not be that smart, which means he must have redeeming qualities. Don't worry, there's plentyoffish.com in the sea (pun intended).


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