21 December 2010

From Mr Sleaze

Hey,

Great legs!! I'm expecting a txt with the opening times!!

07950 *** ***

Mr Sleaze


Dear Mr Sleaze. Thanks for your email. I regret to inform you that 'Great Legs' has since ceased trading. This is due to the large number of undesirables hanging around the entrance trying to get their hands on the available stock. Management would like to thank you for your interest in 'Great Legs', but strongly advises you take your custom elsewhere. Yours, legrettably.

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