What can you pot other than plants? Or am I being a bit thick?
Dear Mr Potty. Thanks for your email. Hmm, good question. Here are some things I believe you can pot:
Plants
Shrimp
Snooker balls
Peppers
Compost
Olives
Electronics (thanks Wikipedia)
Has that answered your question? Is there anything else I can help you with before you potter off? A date maybe? Oh, okay then, sorry, my mistake. Yours, most pot off
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You left out Noodles. Frankly, I don't blame him for asking. A woman who's says she pots stuff other than plants is bound to make men curious.
ReplyDeleteNoodles! Damn you Gorilla Bananas, damn you to hell.
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