17 October 2010

From Mr Patronising

Omg...your so cute, i just wanna put you in my pocket, take you home and ask my room mates if i can keep you

Dear Mr Patronising. Thanks for your email. What do you think I am, a bloody Borrower? Well you're right, I am. And a fully house-trained one at that. So have a word with your room mates, and get back to me, yeah. Yours, diminutively.

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