How many women dies it take to change a light bulb?? Xx
Dear Mr Sexist. Thanks for your email. Ooh, us ladies love a bit of sexism in a potential mate, well done there! Although admittedly all out chauvinism is preferable. I wonder, how many women DOES it take to change a light bulb? Let me guess, none, because their man would do it for them? Brilliant. Hysterical. Well done you. I'll be honest, I'd happily spend the rest of my life in the dark with no light bulbs if it meant I wouldn't have to see your plug ugly mug. Now piss off out of my inbox and go and bandy your misogyny around elsewhere. Yours, feministically.
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
Showing posts with label sexist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexist. Show all posts
10 October 2011
29 September 2010
From Mr Misogynist
If Carlsberg made women...
Dear Mr Misogynist. Thanks for your email. Oh good, a beer analogy, you've clearly got my number. Well to repay the sentiment in advertising terms, it seems you have the Ronseal of dating pseudonyms - it does exactly what it says on the tin. Yours, feministically
Dear Mr Misogynist. Thanks for your email. Oh good, a beer analogy, you've clearly got my number. Well to repay the sentiment in advertising terms, it seems you have the Ronseal of dating pseudonyms - it does exactly what it says on the tin. Yours, feministically
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)