Showing posts with label ghetto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ghetto. Show all posts

30 September 2010

From Mr Ghetto

hey there how are you...you look beautiful by the way and oh yeah just so you know i am not a thug lool so don't be afraid to talk...x

Dear Mr Ghetto. Thanks for your email. Of course I don't think that. I mean, why would an 18 year old hood-sporting, street-speaking, bling-bearing, N-Dubz-worshipping, wannabe-Fiddy come across as a thug? Oh, I see. Thanks, but no thanks. Yours, unthuggishly.


PS. Please don't cut me blud. Innit.

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