07 April 2011

From Mr Family Man

Would you say your family is up for a party or are they quite reserved?

Dear Mr Family Man. Thanks for your email. You leave my family out of it, none of them would be interested in someone like you. In fact, come to think of it, neither am I, so go and have a stab at your own family before you come sniffing after mine, you great big pervy relative-wrangler you. Yours, unfamiliarly.

PS. Actually come to think of it, my nan's a bit of a goer, perhaps you should give her a try? She's just had her hips done...

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