14 September 2010

From Mr Paranoid

hey, how u?

u ever kick a guy in the balls?

Dear Mr Paranoid. No, I am not in the habit of kicking boys in the balls, although that is not for want of men asking me to do so. I sense you are about to do the same, so I'll put you out of your misery at this precise juncture and say no. Nice try. Yours, ball-preservingly

1 comment:

  1. Awesome. Given that he is asking such a peculiar, fetish-based question, you'd have thought he'd have tidied up his grammar and punctuation just in a (still almost certainly futile) attempt to appear switched-on and normal otherwise.


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