30 September 2010

From Mr Flatterer

hello you, well im confused, as cant work out how a beautiful women like you is single..i mean your stunning..!

Dear Mr Flatterer. Thanks for your email. The answer is simple, I am psychotic. Meet me and you will find out. Where do you live? I'll bring the ball-gag, nunchucks and tamed squirrels. See you soon. Yours, unhingedly

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